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STEM songs

Founded in February of 1999, this site offers songs I have written and co-written about various STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Mathematics) topics. To view song lyrics, listen to MP3s, etc., please make a selection from the menu below. MP3 and PDF files can be downloaded to your hard drive by right-clicking (if you use a PC) or control-clicking (if you use a Mac) on the song title and selecting the appropriate option (usually "Save Target As..." or "Download Link to Disk...").

Or, for a slightly less Crowther-centric view of the STEM music universe, visit SingAboutScience.org.

Anatomy & Physiology Songs
Cardiovascular System
  1. Cardiac Conduction Hoedown [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  2. Cardiac Output & Pulmonary Ventilation [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  3. Erythropoietin [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  4. Fick's Law of Diffusion [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  5. Heart Valves [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  6. Poiseuille's Law of Laminar Flow [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  7. Right Heart, Left Heart [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  8. Squeeze Me Tight ... Or Squeeze Me Gently [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  9. Veins [1999]: lyrics/guide
Comparative Anatomy & Physiology
  1. Anteater [1996]: lyrics/guide
  2. Comparative Animal Physiology [2002]: lyrics/guide
  3. Countercurrent Flow [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Monty Harper), score, video
  4. Insecty Things [1998]: lyrics/guide
  5. Maximum Jump [2002]: lyrics/guide
  6. Moths In Love [1996]: lyrics/guide
  7. Passionate Fishes [2000]: lyrics/guide
  8. Surface Area-to-Volume Ratio [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  9. That's What Slugs Are For [1997]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Jessica Raaum)
  10. Unnatural Blues [2002]: lyrics/guide, score
Digestive System, Energetics, and Metabolism
  1. Come On Down (The Electron Transport Chain) [2000]: lyrics/guide, MP3 by Sam Reid, MP3 by Science Groove
  2. Glucose, Glucose [2000]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove), video (by mhoowen)
  3. Glucose Homeostasis [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  4. Leptin Versus Ghrelin [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  5. Malfunctioning Sphincter Blues [2015]: lyrics/guide, score
  6. Oxidative Phosphorylation [2002]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove)
  7. Polymers and Monomers [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  8. Surface Area-to-Volume Ratio [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  9. Take Me to the Liver [1996]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (with Do Peterson)
Endocrine System
  1. Adrenal Cortex [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  2. Calcium Homeostasis [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. Erythropoietin [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  4. Glucose Homeostasis [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  5. Hyperthermic [2015]: lyrics/guide, score
  6. Hypohypothalamus [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  7. Leptin Versus Ghrelin [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  8. LH Surge [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Integumentary System (Skin)
  1. Keratin and Melanin [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  2. Strata of the Epidermis [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. Touch Me [2015]: lyrics/guide, score
Lymphatic/Immune System
  1. Antibodies [2015]: lyrics/guide, score
  2. CDs and MHCs [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. The Secondary Immune Response [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Muscular System
  1. 29 Reasons [2002]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove), video
  2. How Muscles Contract [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. In-Lever, Out-Lever (Station 8) [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  4. Maximum Jump [2002]: lyrics/guide
  5. Muscles of the Face [2014]: lyrics/guide, score
  6. Myofibrils [2001]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove), video
  7. Quads and Hamstrings [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  8. Smooth or Striated? [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Nervous System (also see Sensory Systems below)
  1. Cauda Equina [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  2. Cranial Nerve Functions [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. The Goldman-Hodgkin-Katz Equation [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  4. The Length Constant [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  5. Mama Glia [poem] [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3
  6. Medulla Oblongata [2014]: lyrics/guide, score
  7. Meet My Threshold [2014]: lyrics/guide
  8. The Nernst Equation [2014/2016]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Monty Harper), score, video, video for karaoke
  9. The Sodium Jeer [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  10. That's What Slugs Are For [1997]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Jessica Raaum)
  11. Voltage-Gated Sodium Channels [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  12. Where Is That Sound? [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Reproductive System
  1. Hey, Urethra! [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  2. LH Surge [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. Passionate Fishes [2000]: lyrics/guide
  4. The Uterus [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Respiratory System
  1. Cardiac Output & Pulmonary Ventilation [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  2. Fick's Law of Diffusion [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
  3. Insecty Things [1998]: lyrics/guide
  4. Total Lung Capacity [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
Sensory Systems
  1. Moths In Love [1996]: lyrics/guide
  2. Phototransduction [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. The Place Principle [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  4. Touch Me [2015]: lyrics/guide, score
  5. Where Is That Sound? [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Skeletal System
  1. Bones in Orbit [2014]: lyrics/guide, score
  2. Bones of the Human Limbs [2014]: lyrics/guide, score
  3. Calcium Homeostasis [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  4. Orbital Groove [2015]: lyrics/guide, score
  5. Shoulders Versus Hips [2015]: lyrics/guide, score
  6. Where Are Your Fontanelles, Philip Crowther? [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Tissues/Histology/Imaging
  1. The Cells of Connective Tissue Proper [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  2. It's All Connective! [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. Smooth or Striated? [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  4. The Three Planes (Coronal, Sagittal, Transverse) [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Urinary System
  1. Henle's Water Music [2014/2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  2. Hey, Urethra! [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
  3. Pee Values [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score, video
Biochemistry Songs
A is for Alanine [poem] [1999/2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3
Amino Acid Alphabet Song [2012]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Amino Acid Jazz [2012]: MP3 (demo), score
Building a Histidine [1999]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Jessica Raaum)
Come On Down (The Electron Transport Chain) [2000]: lyrics/guide, MP3 by Sam Reid, MP3 by Science Groove
Delta G [ca. 2000]: lyrics/guide
Necessary But Not Sufficient [2002]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove), score, video
Oxidative Phosphorylation [2002]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove)
Polymerase [2013]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by DNA's Child), video
The River of Enzymes [2002]: lyrics/guide
The Schiff Base Riff [1998]: lyrics/guide, score
Semiconservative Science Dude [2002]: lyrics/guide, score
Sphingo [1995]: lyrics/guide
Thermal Melt with You [2012]: lyrics/guide
The Waltz Of The Ribosomes [2002]: lyrics/guide, MP3
Microbiology Songs
Good Bacteria [2012]: lyrics/guide, score, video (by UWTV)
M. extorquens, Metabolic Superstar [2005]: lyrics/guide
Modes Of Transmission [2012]: lyrics/guide, video (by UWTV)
Methylotrophs [2005]: lyrics/guide
Money 4 Drugz [2011]: lyrics/guide, MP3, video (by Ryan Choi)
Plasmodium falciparum [2012]: lyrics/guide, score, video
Viruses Are Comin' To Town [1987]: lyrics/guide
Zombies Versus Trypanosomatids [2012]: lyrics/guide, score, video
Miscellaneous Songs
3.14159/Pi [1998]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Joel Tetreault)
Baby Studies Bio [1999]: lyrics/guide, score
The Ballad of Roy G. Biv [1996]: lyrics/guide, score
Blowin' in the Wind [1997]: lyrics/guide
Brad Moon Falling [2000]: lyrics/guide
Calibration [1999]: lyrics/guide
Cell Division [2014]: lyrics/guide, score
Erica [1999]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Joel Tetreault), score
Figure (Needs A Legend) [2003]: lyrics/guide
Genotype Versus Phenotype [2005]: lyrics/guide, score
Help Me Rhombus [1998]: lyrics/guide
Hooray For NMR Spectroscopy! [2001]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove), score
I Love the Lab [1997]: lyrics/guide
I Saw You With His Lab Coat On [1999]: lyrics/guide, score
Knockin' On Kevin's Door [2011]: lyrics/guide
Lactose Bends the Protein [2015]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (demo), score
Leaving For The Membrane [2012]: lyrics/guide
MTA [2012]: lyrics/guide
Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Chemists [1999]: lyrics/guide
Mitosis [2005]: lyrics/guide, score
The Nucleus I Like Best [2001]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove), score, video
Okazaki Fragments [2013]: lyrics/guide
Old Marc Binder Had A Lab [2001]: lyrics/guide
Organic Chemistry [2001]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Eric Chase)
The Phantom Of The Copper Coil [2001]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove)
Photosynthesis Calypso [2004]: lyrics/guide
The Professor And The Punk [1999]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (with Do Peterson), score
Regeneration [1998]: lyrics/guide
Science Geek Like Me [2013]: lyrics/guide
Scientific State of Mind [2011]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by David Newman), video
Show Me The Data! [2003]: lyrics/guide, score
The Solution [poem] [1996]: lyrics/guide
Stayin' Alive [1997]: lyrics/guide
The Swedish Thing [2000]: lyrics/guide
Ten Percent Chance [2011]: lyrics/guide
These Cells Are Your Cells [2003]: lyrics/guide, video (by UWTV)
Twinkle, Twinkle, T2* [2002]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Science Groove), video
The Two-Law Ditty [2004]: lyrics/guide
Two Main Types Of Cells [2005]: lyrics/guide, score
Vestigial Organ [1997]: lyrics/guide, score
What's The Frequency, Kenneth? [1999]: lyrics/guide
What Cell Is This? [2004]: lyrics/guide
You Don't Wash My Glassware [1998]: lyrics/guide
You're My Null [2014]: lyrics/guide, MP3 (by Will Crowley), video