Still the Null

This parody (written by Greg Crowther) is sung to the tune of "Still the One" (written by Johanna Hall and John Hall and performed by Orleans).

This is the 2022 follow-up to "You're My Null" (2014).

I’ve fancied you since way back when;
Sometimes I forget how things began.
But I want you to know, through all of this,
That you remain my default hypothesis!

You’re still the null to connect my dots,
Still the null behind every plot.
Life is never dull, and you’re still the null!

I look at the data every day,
And I can’t interpret them any other way!
When COVID came, I clung to what was true.
Amidst this variation, there's just no gettin’NOVA you!

You’re still the null for X and Y;
Still the null -- the R-squared’s high!
Life is never dull, and you’re still the null!

You’re still the null ’cause the fit is strong!
Still the null ’cause you’re never wrong!
Life is never dull, and you’re still the null!

Changing our minds is natural,
But so is holding firm!

You’re still the null that I like best,
Still the null -- you pass every test!
Life is never dull, and you’re still the null!

You’re still the null -- this ain't no myth!
Still the null I wanna publish with!
Life is never dull, and you’re still the null!

You are still the null to forecast by,
Still the null -- these stats don't lie!
Life is never dull, and you're still the null!

Still the null,
Still the null.
Life is never dull, and you're still the null!

• music video (backing track by Karaoke-Version.com)