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ChatBot Suite

by Greg Crowther


Context

A three-part rhapsody about academic applications of AI-powered chatbots.


Lyrics

Part 1 (Student): "What I'm Looking For" (after U2)

I have felt high stress mounting;
I have struggled through this field,
But only an A will do,
And so I will cheat with you.
I've used versions free to all;
I have scaled these paywalls,
These paywalls...
Only to cheat with you.
But I still havenít found what Iím looking for.
But I still havenít found what Iím looking for.
No, I still haven't found what I'm looking for.

Part 2 (Professor): "Kiss Your Test Integrity Goodbye" (after The Nylons)

Students donít love tests
The way that I love tests;
I have seen the tears a-falliní
From their eyes.
I still remember, baby,
When our tests were so long....

So go on, go ahead and quiz them --
Go on and quiz them --
They've got A.I.!
Na na na na, A A A, A.I.!
Na na na na na na, huh!
Na na na na na na, huh!
Na na na na na na, huh!
Na na na na na na!
Na na na na,
Na na na na,
Kiss the old ways goodbye!

Part 3 (Chair/Dean): "Bot Sides Now" (after Joni Mitchell)

Lightning answers from the cloud
In prose to make a teacher proud!
Can such assistance be allowed?
Iíve looked at bots that way....

But now those bots are acting strange;
Each time I ask, their answers change!
Well, somethingís lost and somethingís gained
From giving them their say....

Iíve looked at bots from both sides now,
From free and paid, and still, somehow,
Itís botsí illusions I recall;
I still donít get A.I. at all.