I Love TQTs

This parody (written by Greg Crowther) is sung to the tune of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll" (written by Jake Hooker and Alan Merrill and performed by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts).

I wrote this with the thought that I might use it to promote the teaching framework of Test Question Templates (TQTs).

I see them with their books at the library,
Just trying to stay afloat in biology.
These students at this school
Need a brand-new learning tool --
Like a swim coach at the pool
To help you dive down deep.
You can feel that the water's cool,
But you must take a leap!
Singin',

CHORUS:
I love TQTs!
So write another question from the templates, baby!
I love TQTs,
So come do another example with me!

[guitar solo]

These students at this school
Need a brand-new learning tool --
Like a swim coach at the pool
To help you dive down deep.
You can feel that the water's cool,
But you must take a leap!
Singin',

CHORUS [twice]

• music video (live; performed by Hilary Kemp as Joan Jett)