Baby Studies Bio

by Greg Crowther

This is a basic 12-bar blues about the difficulty of dating outside one's field, as sung by a scientist with limited social skills.

Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
She likes her bio buddies,
But they don't like me and I don't like them.

Baby studies organs, but I like to grind them up.
I said Baby studies organs, but I like to grind them up.
One milligram of enzyme
Is all I need to fill my cup.

What's the matter, Baby? Why you been in lab so long?
I said what's the matter, Baby? Why you been in lab so long?
You shouldn't waste your time
Recording redwing blackbird songs.

Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
Baby studies bio, and I study biochem.
She likes her bio buddies,
But they don't like me and I don't like them.

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