============================== CFJ 1346 ==============================
The Bank is deemed to have incurred a debt of 3.0 Voting
Entitlements to: (a) any and every judge who returns a judgment of
TRUE on this CFJ, and; (b) any and every member of a Board of
Appeals who Overturns a judgment of FALSE on this CFJ or sustains a
judgment of TRUE on this CFJ.
Barred: Sir Toby
Called by G.: 10 Apr 2002 06:51:20 GMT
Assigned to root: 11 Apr 2002 02:11:59 GMT
Judged TRUE by root: 12 Apr 2002 00:53:10 GMT
Appealed by Steve: 12 Apr 2002 01:32:52 GMT
Appealed by Taral: 12 Apr 2002 16:24:31 GMT
Appealed by OscarMeyr: 12 Apr 2002 21:48:20 GMT
Appeal 1346a: 12 Apr 2002 21:48:20 GMT
REVERSED on Appeal: 28 May 2002 03:01:24 GMT
I hold these truths to be self-evident.
Judge root's Arguments:
Should I Judge this statement FALSE, a vict'ry would it be
for Crito, Steve, the Goddess Eris, and others with VEs.
The Jailor, too, though failed at vote, would join in and rejoice --
for e then would not be called to Blot me for poor choice.
For it seems to me, you see, it is against the Rules
to make a Judgement here of TRUE -- but, oh, what silly fools!
Three VEs are three VEs, and it surely simply wouldn't do
to scoff when I say, "Light the fuse; this CFJ is TRUE!"
Appellant Steve's Arguments:
On this travesty of justice, we can hardly set our seal.
It simply violates the Rules; I call for its Appeal.
Appellant OscarMeyr's Arguments:
Repeated use of iambs shows that everyone's a sport
When it comes to giving justice, be it crime or tort.
We invest a large amount of time
To make the C F J text rhyme.
Anyway, I too Appeal, and do lend my support.