Remember mood rings? We've taken this same lightweight liquid crystal film, and blended it with spandex to create the revolutionary MoodSuit. Color-code that body you've worked so hard to get noticed. Watch them follow your blue legs of steel up to your green hips, past bands of bun-hugging oranges, into the most naturally fitting red-hot thong-line this side of Andromena...

The MoodSuit: You wear, they stare.