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Rides Again
Chapter I.
The
Gratuitous opening.
Chapter II.
In the
back door of
SinCity 24-hour rental joint.
Chapter III.
Sigmund Freud
offers his analysis of the affairs thusfar.
Chapter IV.
Kei and Yuri,
our two nippo-americo cyberbabe Spokesmodels, enter.
Chapter V.
Kei and Yuri
get cut.
Chapter VI.
Kei and Yuri
hail a rickshaw
to take them away.
Chapter VII.
Rocco grunts
at our Japanese ladies.
Chapter VIII.
Rocco gets pissed
at you for stopping his tape.
Chapter IX.
Rocco rev's up his tongue
for one last sortie.
Chapter X.
Da clusterfuck!
Chapter XI.
Rocco has an audience with
Pope John Paul II
Chapter XII.
Pope Poor John Paul flees Rocco, into
the Vatican library.
Chapter XIII.
Rocco pursues-- shoves a copy of
Sartre's essay The Hole
in Paul's face.
Chapter XIV.
The French critics
get ahold of Rocco.
Chapter XV.
Rocco puts
those Frenchies
in their place.
Chapter XVI.
Rocco has some political
ramifications (starring Bill and Hillary and Dan and Connie).
Chapter XVII.
You folks at home
hit rewind.
Chapter XIII.
Rocco and Aja hit the showers
after wrapping-up another scene.
Chapter XIX.
Carl Sagan
walks onstage for his cameo.
Chapter XX.
Mother Theresa
tries to make some sense of this hype.
Chapter XXI.
Rocco and Aja
do Capri.
Chapter XXII.
Siskel and Ebert
do their review of Rocco and Aja doing Capri, wherein Ebert tries to
wrap things up with some rap.
Chapter XXIII.
Aja watches Rocco finish things
off for good.
Addendum.
Reviews and Speculation on the
Origins of Rocco.
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